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fetchmeonemorequeer replied to your post: fetchmeonemorequeer replied to your post: I just… I’m back home at my mom’s and am getting force fed Russian food each day. It’s the best way to get fat. Good luck on your pierogies quest the outcome is so worth it We’re Irish, my mom just feeds me potatoes and booze with every meal. …I’m serious.
fetchmeonemorequeer replied to your post: I just had this thought “What the fuck do Russian… From experience it’s awesome as hell or really fucking gross, no in between That’s the impression I got from the pictures. I want fresh handmade pierogies. I forgot they existed until just now. I am not going to make them. Fuck that. So I googled it, I can get them in Baltimore,...
I just had this thought “What the fuck do Russian people eat?” So now I’m googling pictures.
meganshubert-deactivated2012092 asked: You follow my ex boyfriends girlfriend? UGHHHHHHHH ILYYYYY THOUGHHHH
wedothe-ska asked: Your message at the side has made my day! Love it, 'Vagina carrier' ahahahaha.
Real nigga haiku
shestayslifted: Aye, lemme holla Aye girl, you with the fat ass Aiight, fuck you then This is how I get women
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
gothiccharmschool: Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. No love, Jilli This. Yes.
ghnfennn asked: NO 1 CUR ABOUT YR ACCEIKDNT LISEY
ghnfennn: abunchoftwats: Also everytime a US citizen is involved in an accident the first question isn’t “u ok ?” it’s “do you have an insurance ?” you see americans have this uncanny ability to gauge the severity of an accident within five seconds of seeing the other driver get out of the car and walk steadily to approach them, often angrily and brandishing a cell phone I...
bombsnotfood replied to your photo: I have found my proper place. It is in the… I would like some noodles, but put beef tips or chicken in them. I don’t know how to really cook beef, to be honest. I was never a beef eater, so. I DO know how to cook chicken, though. So, your wish is my command ;D
Lauren i'm gonna come to america one day
captainbovverboots: bombsnotfood: Please don’t. But if you do, make sure you wear a shirt. You just made me lose my appetite, asshole. Haha good you’ll thank me in the end when you’re finally a babe. Lauren’s already a babe. I’m gonna go to Colorado and take her to the bar.
I am so full I think I’m going to die. I am still sitting here talking about Asian food. I have a problem.
I have a recipe for making ramen noodles from scratch, and I think after much searching I’ve figured out the best way to make a vegetable broth. Someone teach me how to cook Japanese food, so that I can spend the rest of my life getting really fucking fat.
Most of the bodies on weight loss blogs inspire me to want to gain back all of the weight I’ve lost over the years. Shit’s disgusting.
aut0z: I’m really tired of seeing fat girls in cheap shitty Hot Topic lingerie thinking that they are just some hot ass shit on Tumblr
sidviciouswasinnocent: stoopxkid: im sick of waking up and not being snoop dogg