March 2012
maaaus:
Being attractive means you can say whatever crazy shit you want.
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I got my new insurance cards in the mail today.
It has my father’s last name listed as my last name on them.
That.
Is not.
My name.
I am so pissed.
I refuse to use them.
I fucking refuse.
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Hey guys, guess what? I hate everything. I’ll bet you didn’t see that coming!
February 2012
My friend Scott made a donation page dedicated to getting himself drunk.
http://www.gofundme.com/g1wr4
About This Page
Let me cut to the chase here…I just want some booze money. I WILL NOT spend your money wisely. I will spend it on beer and possibly things for either gin and tonics or vodka tonics. Some people are trying to raise money for useful things (like funding for their PhD...
bombsnotfood replied to your post: I love my mom. Its 7 am and she just called me to…
the circus is my favorite. take meeeeeee!
Yes.
Its a date.
Me, you and Megan.
pizzacrust said: its a date. fuck my job i’ll quit if they schedule me around the next circus. forreal.
Dude the circus is in March.
The day momma can get discounted tickets is March 25th at 1st Mariner.
Matt told...
kittenbelly:
keenonblogs:
What Have We Got -...
pizzacrust replied to your post: I love my mom. Its 7 am and she just called me to…
Yes. I wanna go.
Dude, she gets tickets for like ten bucks because she works for the state.
I want to bring flasks.
Drink gin, eat cotton candy, scream at elephants.
This is what dreams are made of.
Hardcore is not about vegan bake sales and saving...
nocoolguys:
Stop.
I love my mom.
Its 7 am and she just called me to ask if I wanted to go to the circus.
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I just really wish I could have sex with my boyfriend.
And then go to sleep in his bed.
I miss Matt.
