November 2011
Tired, freezing, and sexually frustrated.
Lyfe is hard.
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I should probably start answering my text messages again.
Maybe.
Straight Edge Problems;
pinkpunkpuke:
diseaseinmymind:
withthebird:
Waking up with an X on your face.
Straight Edge Problems;
Being a huge faggot.
Oh, Lauren. You’re too much. xD
Straight edge problems;
No beer.
I keep lovingly referring to my cat as “my little shit.”
She’s such a stupid bitch.
I love her.
bettylu replied to your photo: Shit I find in my attic: Pokemon cards, Spice…
Can we make this a regular feature of your blog?
I could easily make it a regular feature on my blog.
There is SO much weird shit up there.
October 2011
I’m going to drink this wine before I have to deal with children.
My aunt gave me eighty dollars.
I am slightly more happy than I was when I went over there.
bettylu replied to your photo: I might stop taking so many pictures of myself…
youre hot.never stop .
I love you.
amboynesss replied to your photo: I’m at my aunt’s house, so I’m really bored and I…
I fucking love that lip color
Thanks angelass.
I like it especially because its lipstain and not lipstick… No icky feeling after you’ve had it on for a while.
I need more lipstains.
Nice guys end up with horrible bitchy women, and...
bettylu:
We are a doomed species.
Generally the nice ones like people that treat them like shit because they have parent issues.
I like scumbags because I have daddy issues.
Sean only likes girls that treat him like shit because he has mommy issues.
Seen it a million times.
Wish people would stop saying:
bettylu:
Can you get me a free laptop?
Can you fix my mac for free?
Can I have a copy of PS/Office/Logic whatever?
Can I have a copy of PS/Office/Logic whatever for my friend?
Can you get me a free iPhone?
No you idiots, fuck off.
What about “Hey Lucy, will you sit on my lap?”
Can we still ask that?
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I can’t wait to get paid for babysitting and buy my ticket to Fall Brawl.
MadballDeadEndBoysMadballDeadEndBoys
Yusss.
Everything is 1000 times more funny when said by Betty White.
terrypunk13:
I hate love. I love hate
^
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I was just thinking, all I want is a man who will penis me, tell me how pretty I am, because I’m a narcissistic shit, tie my boots for me because I’m a lazy bitch, and take my drunken and sober insults like a champ… And let me and Megan make fun of him mercilessly. And I was going to say “is that really so much to ask for?”
And then I remembered the time I almost...
can i just say
bootgirl77:
fuck stza? and all his poop bands.
I am so fucking sick of crack rock steady bands.
Stza is such a tremendous waste of oxygen.
