Tired, freezing, and sexually frustrated. Lyfe is hard.
I should probably start answering my text messages again. Maybe.
Straight Edge Problems;
pinkpunkpuke: diseaseinmymind: withthebird: Waking up with an X on your face. Straight Edge Problems; Being a huge faggot. Oh, Lauren. You’re too much. xD Straight edge problems; No beer.
I keep lovingly referring to my cat as “my little shit.” She’s such a stupid bitch. I love her.
bettylu replied to your photo: Shit I find in my attic: Pokemon cards, Spice… Can we make this a regular feature of your blog? I could easily make it a regular feature on my blog. There is SO much weird shit up there.
I’m going to drink this wine before I have to deal with children. My aunt gave me eighty dollars. I am slightly more happy than I was when I went over there.
bettylu replied to your photo: I might stop taking so many pictures of myself… youre hot.never stop . I love you.
amboynesss replied to your photo: I’m at my aunt’s house, so I’m really bored and I… I fucking love that lip color Thanks angelass. I like it especially because its lipstain and not lipstick… No icky feeling after you’ve had it on for a while. I need more lipstains.
Nice guys end up with horrible bitchy women, and...
bettylu: We are a doomed species. Generally the nice ones like people that treat them like shit because they have parent issues. I like scumbags because I have daddy issues. Sean only likes girls that treat him like shit because he has mommy issues. Seen it a million times.
Wish people would stop saying:
bettylu: Can you get me a free laptop? Can you fix my mac for free? Can I have a copy of PS/Office/Logic whatever? Can I have a copy of PS/Office/Logic whatever for my friend? Can you get me a free iPhone? No you idiots, fuck off. What about “Hey Lucy, will you sit on my lap?” Can we still ask that?
I can’t wait to get paid for babysitting and buy my ticket to Fall Brawl. MadballDeadEndBoysMadballDeadEndBoys Yusss.
Everything is 1000 times more funny when said by Betty White.
terrypunk13: I hate love. I love hate ^
I was just thinking, all I want is a man who will penis me, tell me how pretty I am, because I’m a narcissistic shit, tie my boots for me because I’m a lazy bitch, and take my drunken and sober insults like a champ… And let me and Megan make fun of him mercilessly. And I was going to say “is that really so much to ask for?” And then I remembered the time I almost...
can i just say
bootgirl77: fuck stza? and all his poop bands. I am so fucking sick of crack rock steady bands. Stza is such a tremendous waste of oxygen.